I felt like crying but nothing came out. it was just a sort of sad sickness,...– Charles Bukowski (via jeanniepak) (via spermdump) (via nyred) (via vild) (via iwantmybearsuit)
Men’s Health translates different outfits and then I say what we women are really saying. SCENARIO: We’re wearing a belted dress or skirt. Men’s Health says: We “feel pretty, classically feminine, and flirty.” We want to be “wooed by a more mature kind of man.” I say: We can’t wait to get home so we can undo our belt, slip back into our yoga pants and camp out in front of a “Bridezillas”...
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Actors didn’t use to be celebrities. A hundred years ago, they put the theaters next to the brothels. Actors were poor. Celebrities used to be kings and queens. Then the United States abolished monarchy, and now there’s this coming together of show business and celebrity. I don’t think it’s healthy. I don’t want to sound self-important, but all these celebrity shows...
“Sometimes when my phone rings I try to hide in my own apartment. I close the blinds. The phone rings in the front of the studio near the window and I crawl toward the end of my mattress where the walls meet. When the phone stops ringing I go to check who it is. It’s always her.” — Happy Baby by Stephen Elliott